AMERICAN HORROR STONERS YOGA -  A Virtual Power Yoga Session hosted by Balsamic Moon Yoga

AMERICAN HORROR STONERS YOGA - A Virtual Power Yoga Session hosted by Balsamic Moon Yoga


Thursday, Oct 28th 2021

07:00 PM - 08:15 PM (EST)


Private Location





We know in horror movies in order to survive you...

  1. πŸ’€ Don't have sex,
  2. πŸ’€ You don't drink or do drugs,
  3. πŸ’€ ...and you don't say "I'll be right back"!

According to Scream those are the guidelines anyways. Well - let's break one of the cardinal horror movie survival rules! Can you guess which one? πŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’¨ πŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸ§ŸπŸ§ŸπŸ§Ÿ

I've always been obsessed with horror comedies like Scream, Idle Hands, and Scary Movie - so why not combine the things I love - yoga, cannabis and horror into one awesome event?


πŸ”ͺ ABOUT: A virtual power yoga event set to a curated horror-inspired playlist with heavy metal, alt, punk and pop music - songs by Rob Zombie, Misfits, Nine Inch Nails, Horrorpops, Deftones, Kim Petras, Bilie Eilish and MORE! This event is hosted by Rachel (RYT-200), owner and teacher at Balsamic Moon Yoga.

This is not your regular, calm, zenned out singing bowl backdropped yoga - this is power yoga set to a KILLER playlist. Expect low to the ground spinal twists, hip openers and some power movements (core, strength), so perhaps pass on the indica strains on this one...Or use whatever! You can choose to chill on your mat and take it easy at any time. Whatever calls to you! Enjoy consumption in a cannabis-friendly virtual environment. Consumption is not required, but supported.

So grab your your rig, your pipe, your edibles - WHATEVER and hit the mat for a spooky good time.

πŸ”ͺ TIME: 7:00pm - 8:15pm EST LIVE (event will not be pre-recorded)

πŸ”ͺ WHERE: Zoom link to be sent to all participants before the class

πŸ”ͺ WHAT YOU NEED: A mat, or non-slip surface. Your laptop, phone, whatever - to stream the live class. Props (yoga blocks, blankets, pillows/bolsters, straps) encouraged but not required. A speaker to play the playlist at home encouraged.

πŸ”ͺ THE PLAYLIST: Spotify playlist to be emailed to participants. Songs are NSFW, and adult themes and violence and gore elements are in the songs (if you have to ask, then perhaps this class isn't right for you! This is a horror-themed yoga class, after all!)

πŸ”ͺTHE YOGA: All levels. Power yoga style: some elements of strength movements (pushup; ab exercises; chair pose holds, etc) combined with asana/flowed movements in a Vinyasa centered practice. Poses will be explained in a all levels-friendly fashion and will be paced in an accommodating way, with props and variations offered throughout

πŸ”ͺADMISSION PRICE: $20 per ticket. 5% of total class proceeds will be donated to The Last Prisoner Project - because f*ck the war on drugs, that's why!


All attendees of the event will be entered to win 1 free kit of CBD Fleur Wands by the Witch Doctor Rx. These small batch, hand-crafted CBD fleur wands 100mg of CBD, mullein, bergamot, blue lotus, cardamom & rose. These wands are perfect for promoting relaxation, sensuality and peace. They are great to enjoy with a friend when you want to stay up late and talk about your dreams or fight the world together undercover. They’re also an amazing way to connect with yourself and start your own self-love journey.

  • The winner will be announced live at the beginning of the event class. You must be participating live in order to win.
  • You must be over the age of 21 - rules and exceptions to shipping apply (must be in the US).
  • For more details on the giveaway prize, visit:

πŸ”ͺ THE FINE PRINT: You must be over the age of 21. There are no products for sale. This event will not facilitate any sales between participants. Individuals must abide by state guidelines for personal cannabis consumption. The host is not responsible for any cannabis-related illnesses during the class. The host is also not responsible for physical self-injury occurring during the class. By signing up for this class you consent to the guidelines and certify that you are over the age of 21, do not hold the host liable for personal injury or cannabis related illnesses that may occur to an individual, are not purchasing any cannabis products or using the event to market or sell cannabis products.

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Refund Policy

This event does not accept refunds


Rachel - Balsamic Moon Yoga